Academy for Responsible Engagement 

The Five-0 Five

This page contains the Five-0 Five — a collection of the five questions police or nosy members of the public almost always ask. Every constitutional auditor, First Amendment activist, or anyone asserting their rights should have a clear, confident, and polished response ready for each one.

These aren’t just questions — they’re tests of your awareness, your rights, and your composure.

For each question, you’ll find suggested responses at progressively different levels — from calm and cooperative to assertive, tactical, and unshakably constitutional.

Some responses are designed to de-escalate with comedy. Others might make people look at you like you’ve completely lost your mind. That’s okay. In this world where standing up for your rights may look crazy, maybe crazy is exactly what they need to see. Please if you use any of this data a shout out on any platform would be the only thing we would ask for in return.

The Five-0 Five:

1. "Who are you?" / "What’s your name?"
   
   

2. "You’re on private property!"
   
   

3. "Are you filming?"
   
   

4. "What are you doing?"
   
   

5. "Can I help you?"
   
   

Who Are You ? Whats Your Name ?

Are You Filming?

Can I Help You ?

You Are On Private Property or Restricted Area 

What are you doing?

More info on Law Enforcement