Reasonable, Articulatable Suspicion - Legal Threshold Tee

Three words that shut down fishing expeditions. The “Reasonable, Articulatable Suspicion” tee is your walking law book, broadcasting the legal standard for detainment loud and clear. You’re not here for vague vibes or power trips—you’re here for lawful conduct.

With sharp, stylized typography and a clean stroke outline, this center-chest design delivers a legal lesson without saying a word. Assert your rights with precision.

Perfect for:
• Legal activists & constitutional educators
• First Amendment auditors
• Law students & streetwise citizens
• Anyone who knows the standard—and demands it

Style Notes:
• No block letters—only stylized authority
• Bold stroke around each letter for clarity
• Transparent background, clean chest-centered layout
• Crafted for shirt printing with zero noise

Not a vibe check. A legal threshold.
Don’t stop me unless you can spell it.
If you can’t articulate it, don’t initiate it.

Am I Detained? - Legal Status Check Tee

It’s the question that resets the game. The “Am I Detained?” shirt cuts straight through the power play and gets to the heart of every lawful encounter. You’re calm. You’re aware. You’re asserting your right to walk away unless legally stopped—and now you’re doing it without even opening your mouth.

With stylized, high-impact lettering and a clean strike outline, this center-chest design keeps it constitutional and confrontational—in the classiest way possible.

Perfect for:
• First Amendment auditors & civil rights defenders
• Legal watchdogs & informed citizens
• Cop watchers, protestors, and law students
• Anyone who prefers facts over fear

Style Notes:
• Custom stylized type—no generic fonts
• 1-pixel stroke for visual clarity
• Transparent background
• Centered on the chest, loud and direct

Ask it. Wear it. Walk.
If not, I’m going that way.
The question they hate most.

You Are Dismissed - Civil Shutdown Tee

Short. Sharp. Final. The “You Are Dismissed” tee is the perfect closer for any unwanted conversation—especially with overreaching authority. It's a verbal mic drop in shirt form, delivering confidence and control in three simple words. You're not being rude—you're ending the interview.

Featuring stylized, authoritative lettering with a clean outline stroke, this chest-centered design makes it clear: the interaction is over.

Perfect for:
• Auditors & activists
• Debate champs and drama avoiders
• People who prefer exits over explanations
• Anyone who runs on facts, not feelings

Style Notes:
• No plain fonts—just bold, stylized dominance
• 1-pixel stroke for standout definition
• Transparent background for seamless printing
• Centered chest layout for max clarity

No badge required. Just backbone.
Conversation: terminated.
You may step away from my rights now.

Film the Police - Eyes on Authority Tee

Accountability isn’t optional—it’s your right. The “Film the Police” t-shirt is a bold declaration of your First Amendment freedom to record public officials, especially when the lights are flashing. Wearing this shwww.google.com/url?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.etsy.com%2Flisting%2F4324518235%2Ffilm-police-constitutional-unisex&sa=D irt is a warning and a witness all in one.

With stylized, striking typography and a bold stroke outline, this centered chest design captures the energy of citizen journalism and makes a clear statement: The camera is always watching back.

Perfect for:
• First Amendment auditors
• Civil rights activists & cop watchers
• Journalists, livestreamers, and public observers
• Anyone who knows that sunlight is the best disinfectant

Style Notes:
• No standard fonts—only powerful, stylized type
• Clean 1-pixel stroke around all text
• Transparent background
• Centered chest layout for maximum visibility

Because they don’t police themselves.
My lens. Your behavior.
Filming isn’t interference—it’s insurance.

Fifth Amendment - I Plead the Shirt Tee

Silence is golden—and constitutional. The “Fifth Amendment” tee is the ultimate power move for anyone who knows when to speak, and more importantly, when not to. Whether you’re filming, protesting, or just minding your own business, this shirt says it all: I don’t answer questions.

Stylized, no-nonsense lettering with a bold outline makes this a clean, legal flex—centered on the chest, and loud without a word.

Perfect for:
• First Amendment auditors & civil rights defenders
• Anyone who’s ever said “I invoke the Fifth”
• Lawyers, law nerds, and the wrongfully accused
• Anyone who likes their silence with a legal backbone

Style Notes:
• Stylized font with full strike outline
• Transparent background, chest-centered design
• High-contrast, ready-for-print artwork
• Simple. Powerful. Untouchable.

Anything I say can and will be... not said.
I’m not rude—I’m constitutional.
Fifth it and forget it.

No Search, No Seizure - Fourth Amendment Shield Tee

Your body. Your bag. Your business. The “No Search, No Seizure” tee puts the Fourth Amendment front and center—where it belongs. This shirt sends a crystal-clear message to anyone overstepping their bounds: You do not consent.

With powerful, stylized lettering and a bold strike outline, this center-chest design hits like a warrant denial in cotton form. It’s not just apparel—it’s armor.

Perfect for:
• Civil rights activists
• First Amendment auditors
• Travelers, protesters, and legal observers
• Anyone who values privacy and personal space

Style Notes:
• Custom type—no basic fonts here
• 1-pixel stroke for clean visual punch
• Transparent background for versatile printing
• Centered chest layout for instant recognition

No warrant, no problem—just keep walking.
The Fourth Amendment never goes out of style.
You can look—but you can’t touch.

Backslash - Digital Dissent Tee

The keyboard’s quietest rebel. The “Backslash” t-shirt turns a single symbol into a full-blown statement. Whether you’re evading digital control, slashing through surveillance, or just expressing a little glitch in the system, this shirt is for the cryptic, the coded, and the untraceable.

Minimalist but aggressive, the design features a sharp, stylized backslash symbol with a bold outline strike, centered on the chest to cut right through the noise. Clean. Symbolic. Defiant.

Perfect for:
• Hacktivists and digital privacy fans
• Internet culture nerds
• Cyberpunk fans
• Anyone who prefers the command line to commands

Style Notes:
• Clean, iconic backslash symbol
• Strong 1-pixel stroke for contrast
• Centered chest placement
• Transparent background for easy printing on any color

Not a typo. A warning.
One keystroke. No compromise.
\ means no.

I Do Not ID - Know Your Rights Tee

Assert your right to remain silent and stay anonymous with the bold “I Do Not ID” shirt. Designed for anyone who knows that identification is a choice, not a command, this shirt is a must-have for civil liberties lovers, public recorders, and anyone tired of being asked for ID without cause.

The eye-catching design features stylized lettering with a crisp strike outline, centered perfectly on the chest for maximum visual punch. Say it once—on your shirt—and let the law speak for itself.

Perfect for:
• First & Fourth Amendment auditors
• Sovereign citizens & privacy advocates
• Protesters, activists, and informed individuals
• Anyone who knows the law and lives by it

Style Notes:
• No standard fonts—only bold, unique styling
• Full stroke outline for contrast and impact
• Transparent background for easy printing
• Designed to sit squarely across the chest

This shirt is my ID.
Ask me again—I’ll point to my chest.
Identification is voluntary. Just like compliance.

Bold. Direct. Unmistakable. The "Am I Free to Go?" shirt is your go-to statement piece for asserting your First and Fourth Amendment rights without saying a word. Featuring stylized, high-impact lettering with a crisp stroke outline, this design is centered on the chest for max visibility and printed on a transparent background for easy application.

Whether you're filming, auditing, or just walking the line between freedom and authority, this shirt asks the question that matters most—loudly and legally.

Perfect for:
• First Amendment auditors
• Civil rights activists
• Constitutional law fans
• People who don’t like being told what to do

Style Notes:
• No block letters—bold and stylized typography
• High-contrast stroke for standout clarity
• Centered chest print, ready for any color shirt
• Transparent background

Offend freely. Express loudly.

Because silence isn’t freedom.

Wear your rights. 

Bold. Direct. Unmistakable. The "Am I Free to Go?" shirt is your go-to statement piece for asserting your First and Fourth Amendment rights without saying a word. Featuring stylized, high-impact lettering with a crisp stroke outline, this design is centered on the chest for max visibility and printed on a transparent background for easy application.

Whether you're filming, auditing, or just walking the line between freedom and authority, this shirt asks the question that matters most—loudly and legally.

Perfect for:
• First Amendment auditors
• Civil rights activists
• Constitutional law fans
• People who don’t like being told what to do

Style Notes:
• bold and stylized typography
• High-contrast stroke for standout clarity
• Centered chest print, ready for any color shirt
• Transparent background

Say less. Ask better.

The only question that matters.

One shirt. One question.